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  • #61
    As a man, I can't ever imagine getting one of these barbaric surgeries. If you ever let one slip in the vag just vagenema with a diet coke.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Underwhelmed View Post
      Ok done. That was a tad awkward.

      Chick is my age and decent looking (definitely Jewish).

      She did a 30 second talk about the dangers and then is like drop your pants and lie down over there. So I do. Zero hesitation. She starts fondling my nut sack looking for my semen tubes and has troubles locating them. I'd say she's down feeling around for a good 45 seconds. I make eye contact the whole time. By the end she's blushing.

      She finishes up. I pull my pants up sign a paper and leave.

      Hopefully her husband appreciates what I did there.
      How many times did you cum?

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      • #63
        Update - I think the wife got jealous that another chick was handling my junk. Got fucked last night. So far this vasectomy is working out.

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        • #64
          Kid number 3 in 9 months.

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          • #65
            Originally posted by DiverTexas View Post
            Kid number 3 in 9 months.
            Plans a vasectomy, impregnates wife night before.

            Sounds like a meme.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by freedomfries View Post
              Plans a vasectomy, impregnates wife night before.

              Sounds like a meme.
              I could see this happening. It fits my life narrative.

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              • #67
                Is it too late? Dont do it!

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by .crispy View Post
                  I felt like I had been kicked in the balls for about two months. Not a sharp pain, just a dull ache... for a long time.
                  This. I just had mine done a month and a half ago. Every once in a while it feels like someone just smacked my balls. Got the test back on Monday which said I have no more swimmers. Go me!

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by andrethegiant52 View Post
                    This. I just had mine done a month and a half ago. Every once in a while it feels like someone just smacked my balls. Got the test back on Monday which said I have no more swimmers. Go me!
                    This chick want to put me under general anesthetic during the procedure. Everything i've read says this isn't normal. Should I be worried or just take the free nap?

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                    • #70
                      That does sound strange....although it might be a good idea. My procedure was hell. He had to use twice as much local pain killer than normal on my left side. He had to really dig to find the tube he wanted to snip. This was due to an accident I had as a kid. The 20 minute snip took an hour. Then came the hemotomia. :-(

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by freedomfries View Post
                        Plans a vasectomy, impregnates wife night before.

                        Sounds like a meme.
                        Well, that would mean he at least got laid since it doesn't sound like that happens too frequently.

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by InSpectre View Post
                          Is it too late? Dont do it!
                          Bang his wife or get the vasectomy?

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Underwhelmed View Post
                            Do I need to shave my balls and jerk off prior to this appointment or is that only for the main appointment?
                            You do have to wank into a cup a month or so afterwards to make sure it took. I had to do it at work. I fell out of my chair trying to fire it into the little plastic cup.

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Underwhelmed View Post
                              This chick want to put me under general anesthetic during the procedure. Everything i've read says this isn't normal. Should I be worried or just take the free nap?
                              You shouldn't have been trying to grab her ears on the first visit.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by HMMMMMM View Post
                                You do have to wank into a cup a month or so afterwards to make sure it took. I had to do it at work. I fell out of my chair trying to fire it into the little plastic cup.
                                Should have had your coworkers support you instead of just sitting and watching.

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