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  • NSFW Looking Forward To A Good Shit.

    We had homemade chili last night. Then I had pint of Haagen Daas last night. AM coffee, then went to the gym (lots of crunches), then had a whole lot more leftover chili, and a Dave's cornbread muffin.

    The chili was Six Gun. You can buy a package of Dave's muffin mix and make it at home.

    Aaaanywho, now we wait. Probably going to hurt some. Why am I looking forward to it? What is it with people and poop?

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    This thread made me think of BU, who was my muse.



    BTW, now I know why this model's junk is so dark: she's Hispanic. Did not know that before.

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    • #3
      Oh GOODY! And here I thought we were going to get through the day without seeing one of your useless asinine threads. thanks

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      • #4
        Aren't you dead yet you fucking mick?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Gauleiter Bruce View Post
              Aaaanywho, now we wait. Probably going to hurt some. Why am I looking forward to it? What is it with people and poop?
              I had a good one this morning. I'm sitting there and I noticed this one was extra stinky. So I looked into the bowl.

              There it was like a volcanic island in the Pacific, it had emerged up out of the water it was so tall. I flushed that fucker right away...

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              • #8
                Why would it hurt to take a shit? Colon cancer or hemorrhoids? Or a mean boyfriend?

                My best shit is usually after Indian food. And it's green from all the food coloring in the saag.

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                • #9
                  I get green shit from store-brand Froot Loops.

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                  • #10
                    And blue gatorade

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                      • #12
                        Still looking for that shit.
                        Last time I had a colonoscopy the doctor said i had an exceeding amount of intestines.

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                        • #13
                          You eat the ice cream after the chili because when you are on the pot with your ass burning you can start saying, c,mon ice cream, hurry up.

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                          • #14
                            No shit

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                            • #15
                              They say he was a good shit in the long run but hey, who needs a long runny shit?

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