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  • If you were shipwrecked on an island, which forum member would you want with you?

    Obviously we'd all want Dead Petals.. but you have to make a decision NOT including the females that post here.
    I've narrowed it down to the following:

    Slap
    He's a carpenter... He's funny.. he takes it in the ass and swallows.
    But he's kinda old.. may not last long in the wild.

    Howie the Hat
    Another carpenter... but might make me want to kill myself after a week of hearing his boring stories though.

    Hawkfan
    Kinda funny.. looks like he could lift trees.


    You?


  • #2
    This post is sexist.

    And slap is a carpenter now? I think you are misunderstanding what he means by getting nailed.

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    • #3
      If I was shipwrecked with you, you better never ever fall asleep.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by JetCityWoman View Post
        This post is sexist.

        And slap is a carpenter now? I think you are misunderstanding what he means by getting nailed.
        I think I finally figured out your title. "Queensryche"?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by JetCityWoman View Post
          This post is sexist.
          No sandwich making on an island
          Need men to survive.. so I guess that leaves out the Canadians too.

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          • #6
            I'd take any of the females.

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            • #7
              Screw your rules.

              I'd pick JCW. She'd last longer without much food and I'd get lots of sex.

              (We're going to assume that FJ went down with the ship and she mourns quickly.)

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              • #8
                Originally posted by .crispy View Post
                Screw your rules.

                I'd pick JCW. She'd last longer without much food and I'd get lots of sex.

                (We're going to assume that FJ went down with the ship and she mourns quickly.)
                The option of cooking and eating her is there too, she might make for some good eating. Evvan on the other hand might just skin you, eat you, and wear your skin as a raincoat.

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                • #9
                  Hmm... maybe Butt Unit then?.. I like Mexican food...

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                  • #10
                    Good thing she's not Asian, half hour after you eat her you're hungry again.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by PuffnStuff View Post
                      Hmm... maybe Butt Unit then?.. I like Mexican food...
                      Would you want to be condescended to death?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by JetCityWoman View Post
                        This post is sexist.

                        And slap is a carpenter now? I think you are misunderstanding what he means by getting nailed.
                        Thats some good quality forum humor right there.

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                        • #13
                          I'd pick Evvan. She's a Soldier so she's likely had recent survival training, and she'd have discipline to complete the tasks needed to survive until rescue arrives.

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                          • #14
                            ^^^Yeah, that's why.

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                            • #15
                              Evvan and a deck of cards. If being with Evvan didn't work as I imagine, I'd start playing Solatair. Then someone would show up and say play the black Jack on the red Queen.

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