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  • NSFW Ask Satyrday about photography

    I'm a professional photographer. And the low quality images most of you post here is making me very, very angry. Raging. Steaming.

    Ask me about DSLR's , point 'n shoot, mobile cameras, selfies, portraits, landscape, HDRI, night/low light shooting, settings, lighting, composing, retouching, etc.

    And most importantly, y'all gals can vastly improve your nude/topless/face selfies. Maybe except DP. She knows how to not suck when taking photos.

    I'm here to help and make the world a better place. For you and for me, and the entire human race.

  • #2
    This is one of the very first selfies I took. And I'm posting it here as an example on how not to take a selfie.


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      • #4
        Please tell me thats not really you.

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        • #5
          Explain " reciprocity failure", please.

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          • #6
            Why not just set your camera to AutoFocus and forget about it?

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            • #7
              No one actually believes that's you.

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              • #8
                What's this transitional freak on about now?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by s.murph View Post
                  What's this transitional freak on about now?
                  Sad, pathetic attempt for attention. So basically just another day in the life for satgay.

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                  • #10
                    He should go to church. Are there churches for his kind?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Satyrday View Post
                      I'm a professional photographer. And the low quality images most of you post here is making me very, very angry. Raging. Steaming.

                      Ask me about DSLR's , point 'n shoot, mobile cameras, selfies, portraits, landscape, HDRI, night/low light shooting, settings, lighting, composing, retouching, etc.

                      And most importantly, y'all gals can vastly improve your nude/topless/face selfies. Maybe except DP. She knows how to not suck when taking photos.

                      I'm here to help and make the world a better place. For you and for me, and the entire human race.
                      What kit do you shoot with? Do any kind of MF work? I prefer to photograph landscapes and transportation related scenes currently, as I'm not comfortable posing people. What do you think of the Sigma 70-200 EX DG OS HSM f2.8 (I just picked one up).

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                      • #12
                        I know for a FACT my pics are on point. I enjoy photography as a hobby. So thank you.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by s.murph View Post
                          What's this transitional freak on about now?
                          He has a Pentax K1000 so he's a professional.

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                          • #14
                            Goddammit we can't even make a smiley face with a parentheses and colon anymore??!!!! And how does one find previous threads?

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                            • #15
                              Now I'm gonna see that freaky picture in my head every time that fag posts.

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