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  • #31
    Originally posted by CHEEZY08 View Post
    I've been known to eat ass. Does that count?
    Let's be friends.

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    • #32
      Once a story is told around these parts it will live in infamy. The story behind it doesn't matter. Trust me.

      I quickly and horribly painted a bathroom pink in 2006 to motivate my lazyfuck husband and the pink bathroom is STILL posted about.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by FreakShowFanatic View Post

        I'm not sure about worms but my wife's older sisters did mention she ate dirt too. Damn, I give her credit for being tough enough to survive through that. The other thing they did with her as the younger one is put her in a wooden barrel to sleep to protect her from possible stray bullets.

        But it's true, at least based on what her older sisters tell me since my wife was too young to remember. She was so desperate and hungry that she would use a stick and pick through her own shit to eat any possible corn kernels she might find.

        It just makes me love her more since I can see how she's a fighter and overcomes adversity.

        On the otherhand you have EV, who fucks other men besides her husband just because she feels like it & doesn't mind being a slut. All I can say is that I consider myself lucky for marrying someone loyal with the heart of an angel. Actually, that's something me & Gunzen have in common, we both married well.
        Did she at least have fire? Couldn't she have at least tried to make popcorn out of the turd kernels? Sounds like maybe she didnt quite think about all of her options.

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          • #35
            Corn is magic. It's the only food that reconstitutes itself in your digestive tract. Chew it as much as you want, that corn is coming out intact.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by EvvanRenea View Post
              BEFORE resorting to eating your own feces.....
              and go!
              I would eat my dogs shit before I ate your pussy, you ugly WHORE!

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              • #37
                Originally posted by FreakShowFanatic View Post

                You know what Animal? I made the MISTAKE of telling a story about someone that against all odds ended up surviving and did anything in her power to do so. I understand the jokes but if you ever met anyone like that you would appreciate it. I know it should be expected but too much of UJ ends up being 3rd grade children making childish jokes. I think you get my drift, and trust me, I get yours.
                Appreciates shit-eating wife so much he cheats on her.
                That must make her, and you, feel good. No wonder you guilt-defend this so much.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Wisconsin Kid View Post

                  I would eat my dogs shit before I ate your pussy, you ugly WHORE!
                  In the event of a zombie apocalypse I want to be teamed up with you and evvan, you can bring your dog.

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                  • #39
                    Has "medium rare ribeye with loaded baked potato" been mentioned? Or do most of you prefer shitty corn?

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by animal View Post

                      i get the seriousness of the drift of the mistake story you told. and i think you know that. I do not condone humor directed toward people in dire situations.

                      i do, however, think that there might be some scientific nutritional lessons that could be gained from some of these instances.
                      The Japanese have developed poop protein.

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                      • #41
                        https://www.cnet.com/news/japanese-s...er-surely-not/

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Wisconsin Kid View Post

                          I would eat my dogs shit before I ate your pussy, you ugly WHORE!
                          Well, that's not very nice.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by FreakShowFanatic View Post

                            You know what Animal? I made the MISTAKE of telling a story about someone that against all odds ended up surviving and did anything in her power to do so. I understand the jokes but if you ever met anyone like that you would appreciate it. I know it should be expected but too much of UJ ends up being 3rd grade children making childish jokes. I think you get my drift, and trust me, I get yours.
                            You really are as dumb as we all think you look.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by halflink View Post
                              You really are as dumb as we all think you look.
                              "We"? lol I seriously doubt you are some type of UJ representative. You're just the local asshole here that likes to a dick head. Go have another cigarette old man.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by FreakShowFanatic View Post

                                "We"? lol I seriously doubt you are some type of UJ representative. You're just the local asshole here that likes to a dick head. Go have another cigarette old man.
                                Just got back from having another Winston. Still can't figure out what you said. Hoover should have included a psycho-babble dictionary just for you.

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