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  • NSFW Who here that is married is happy that they didn't marry a whore?

    Me. Damn, I couldn't even imagine how horrible that must be to always wonder if your SO isn't out there fucking other people & you couldn't trust them as far as you could throw them. I really feel sorry for people in that situation.

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    I don't think the analogy of "trust them as far as you can throw them" applies when it comes to cheating women. See, the heavier a woman is the more you can trust them. And, the less you would be able to throw them. Now, a thinner smaller woman would be more likely to be desired by other men and would have a greater opportunity to cheat. However, you could throw them much further than the fat women. So in this instance, the farther you can throw them the less you can trust them.

    I'm a nutritional marriage counselor.

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    • #3
      How would you know if your SO is fucking others? Do you ask her, or spy on her?

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        LOL

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          • #6
            Originally posted by animal View Post
            I don't think the analogy of "trust them as far as you can throw them" applies when it comes to cheating women. See, the heavier a woman is the more you can trust them. And, the less you would be able to throw them. Now, a thinner smaller woman would be more likely to be desired by other men and would have a greater opportunity to cheat. However, you could throw them much further than the fat women. So in this instance, the farther you can throw them the less you can trust them.

            I'm a nutritional marriage counselor.
            Good point. OK. The further you can throw them the less you can trust them, especially when they are cheating whores. Who wants to be married to a cheating whore though? I'd rather eat my own shit than marry a cheating whore. There, I said it.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by WTexasCrude View Post
              LOL
              Why are you laughing WTC? Did your Dad just make a loud fart?

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              • #8
                She's faithful because of the shit breath though right?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by hawkfan8812 View Post
                  How would you know if your SO is fucking others? Do you ask her, or spy on her?
                  If you don't have the intellectual ability at your point in life to know whether or not your SO is fucking others (regardless of what methodology you use) then I feel bad for you Hawk. Are you telling me that you don't even have the wisdom to know whether your SO is faithful or not? SHEESH!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by slapaho View Post
                    She's faithful because of the shit breath though right?
                    What does EV think of your cock breath? Maybe you'd be better off asking her.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by FreakShowFanatic View Post

                      What does EV think of your cock breath? Maybe you'd be better off asking her.
                      His wallet smells like Benjamin's
                      god you're melting sooo hard lol

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by EvvanRenea View Post

                        His wallet smells like Benjamin's
                        god you're melting sooo hard lol
                        Nah, I'm good. Cool 'dat.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by FreakShowFanatic View Post

                          If you don't have the intellectual ability at your point in life to know whether or not your SO is fucking others (regardless of what methodology you use) then I feel bad for you Hawk. Are you telling me that you don't even have the wisdom to know whether your SO is faithful or not? SHEESH!
                          I was asking you, why are you so sure your wife is faithful?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by hawkfan8812 View Post
                            I was asking you, why are you so sure your wife is faithful?
                            Well, doesn't she tell you she loves only you when you're fooling around?

                            Oh, you mean she has to be faithful to FSF?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by FreakShowFanatic View Post

                              Nah, I'm good. Cool 'dat.
                              haha no way you're so melty you're making things up and then getting fired up about them.

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