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Who here that is married is happy that they didn't marry a whore?

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  • #61
    Originally posted by hawkfan8812 View Post
    How would you know if your SO is fucking others? Do you ask her, or spy on her?
    In his case, she'd have a sexually satisfied look on her face.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by WTexasCrude View Post

      So, Slap fantasy hour?
      Only if the cactus insults him for an hour prior

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      • #63
        You lay down intraffic for your SO, you spend every minute/second it takes to fuck her with your mouth ( any idiot can use their dick )you fight a guy who threatens her (even if you are scared or lose ) make her feel safe, you make her laugh, you test her when she needs to be tested, fix shit that breaks with your hands, not your wallet, you protect the family and kids, tell her how pretty she really is (and mean it ) and have her back when her mom pisses her off. And she will never cheat.

        Women need to feel safe, and want loyalty, and if you can't provide it, you should GTFO or it's your fault she cheated.

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        • #64
          I don't think it's fair to make a thread excluding single men and Mav.

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          • #65
            My wife gave up her whoring days before we were married or even dating. All I get are all the stories of those days.

            But it is why we had free cable and a house alarm for so long. Suck a little dick and the handyman finds all sorts of things to fix.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by QillerDaemon View Post
              My wife gave up her whoring days before we were married or even dating. All I get are all the stories of those days.

              But it is why we had free cable and a house alarm for so long. Suck a little dick and the handyman finds all sorts of things to fix.
              tell us some of the better whore stories. thanks.

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              • #67
                What if we married the person because they were a whore?

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by freedomfries View Post
                  What if we married the person because they were a whore?
                  Dad?

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                  • #69
                    Well fuck. This just got a little awkward...

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                    • #70
                      Would you rather marry a whore or a shit eater?

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by BadMotherFucker View Post
                        Would you rather marry a whore or a shit eater?
                        Which one cost $2000.00?

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by BadMotherFucker View Post
                          Would you rather marry a whore or a shit eater?
                          Don't worry about it. Nobody would ever want to marry your sorry ass no matter how much you begged them.

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by halflink View Post
                            Which one cost $2000.00?
                            The one that cost $2,000 pulls shit out of her ass with her fingers while she's in the shower. I think I see a theme here.

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by halflink View Post
                              Which one cost $2000.00?
                              Ask the guy married to the shit eater knows the answer

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                              • #75
                                Definitions people:

                                Slut: A woman that fucks everybody.
                                Stud: A man that fucks a lot of women.
                                Whore: A woman paid to fuck everybody
                                Call Girl: A woman that is paid to fuck a select few, usually drives a Italian or German sports car.

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