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  • #16
    Originally posted by War Orphan View Post
    Not to derail this stupid topic, but I just realized that I have been on this board for 10 years this month....I joined before I got my BA, and I am almost done with my dissertation now...I think I have been wasting too much of my time here.
    Uh, you joined in April 2006. It is now April 2017. That's 11 years...unless you're counting Hoover years.

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    • #17
      Couldn't you have found a pair of panties in the hamper ? using her skirt is sick .

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      • #18
        Tissues, paper towels? Who nuts on their sig others clothing, dirty or not? F'in weird

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        • #19
          Cumming in a tissue with a lubey dick makes a mess and inevitably leaves tissue plastered to my dick.

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          • #20
            1. Masturbates while gf is home and available. Probably makes sense, since she looks like a whale with downs syndrome.
            2. Doesn't understand why whale gets pissy.
            3. Masturbates in a place where there's a hamper, but no other means to spill his dead beat sperm in.
            4. Actually wants to soil dirty clothing, putting his cock in it. I can only imagine how filthy you two morons are, and how dirty that "home" actually is.
            5. Thinks the situation cool.
            6. Still looks like a Mexican.

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            • #21
              Gunzen is smarter than you.

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              • #22
                I win

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                • #23
                  WTC is smarter than your whale.

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                  • #24
                    Everyone but you wins.

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                    • #25
                      Don't be a sore loser. It's an ugly thing and you're ugly enough.

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                      • #26
                        There is only one loser here, and that's you. By miles. You haven't won anything. Less accomplished anything.
                        And we've seen you, and your downs whale. So you just sit the fuck down.

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                        • #27
                          My rule is "don't cum on my stuff" I'm on her side....


                          You fucking Neanderthal.

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                          • #28
                            She is right. You should keep dedicated jizz rags easily accessible at all times. Old t-shirts work very well.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by pablo ozuna View Post
                              She is right. You should keep dedicated jizz rags easily accessible at all times. Old t-shirts work very well.
                              Umm, it's already been stated her face was unavailable at the time. Skirt was the most convenient route in this situation.

                              There are rules regarding this, you know.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by deadpetals77 View Post
                                My rule is "don't cum on my stuff" I'm on her side....


                                You fucking Neanderthal.
                                What is your preferred body part? Stomach, chest, back, face, mouth? I used to date a girl who just loved the feeling of the finishing product shooting across her chest. She would get mad if I finished anywhere else.

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