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    It was a bright sunny day in Florida, SMurph was polishing off his 2nd bottle of Evan Williams just as he was finishing polishing the the wheel covers on The Bonnie when

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    Slap stopped by. He wanted to take the Bonnie out for a spin because he was interested in purchasing it for a client. s.murph gave him the keys but would only allow him to take the test drive if he...

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      Had the brilliant idea to take it for a spin after dark with no clue where the headlight button was.

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        and he agreed wholeheartedly, because he knew that it would make it more challenging to run over WTC on the first pass.

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          So Slap got behind the wheel and Smurph climbed in next to him. With a vaguely gay moan of pleasure Slap slip the key into the ignition. He twisted it and the engine roared to life. They were startled out of their pleasant reverie by the back doors slamming shut. FSF and WTC had hopped into the back seat and were passionately fondling themselves to the roar of The Bonnie's engine. WTC pulled a beer can out of his ass and hands it to FSF saying

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            During the drive they ran into anue while he was shopping for dinner

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              Anue hopped onto the hood just in time to avoid being run over, climbed on top of the car and stood up, deciding he wanted to try some car surfing. Meanwhile WTC pulled a second beer out his ass, cracked it open and said

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              • #8
                What do you call a black smurf?
















                A smigger.

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                • #9
                  Did megman tell you that joke?

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                    as they drove through anues neighborhood they saw anues dealer whom he apparently owed money

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                      something

                      First they had to stop by the hospital for smurph's weekly hypochondriacs anonymous meeting.

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                      • #12
                        S.murph's SARS flared up and Slap said no worries if what I've done hasn't killed me nothing will. FSF said I've got nine lives. WTC said earthworms cure everything. Anus he .....

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                        • #13
                          Stopped in a gay mens room that Slap knew about for a quick snack

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                            so they all got back in the Bonnie and cruised through the local projects looking for fast women and good weed. As they pulled up to the intersection they noticed a familiar person standing on the corner.

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                              It was Hillary holding a sign saying " I'll delete emails for votes". Next to her was....

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