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    Post the worst sex acts you can find defined on Urban Dictionary

  • #2
    The Kentucky Tractor Pull

    When the male is performing anal sex and his partner clinches their butt cheeks around his penis and starts to move across the room, pulling him behind them.

    Last night my boyfriend scared me during sex by putting it in my butt so I ran away. Little did I know I accidentally gave him a Kentucky Tractor Puller.

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    • #3
      I just thought of one I want to try. Take a woman outdoors, ask her to undress, back her against a tree...and hit her with your car. I will call it...the Shyamalans.

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      • #4
        Bus Driver

        While doing it doggy style, the left thumb is inserted into the receiver's rectum and twisted from side to side to drive the bus. The right hand reaches around to squeeze the right boob to honk the horn and alert the patrons that the bus is coming. A honking noise is made with each squeeze. Then, don't forget to wave to the people waiting for the bus.

        It was a really successful date until I tried to give her the bus driver. Guess I'll be walking from now on.

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        • #5
          Spiderman

          When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.


          Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was all like "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the games back on."

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          • #6
            I just made up another one. You put the woman on all fours, move her thong to the side, and just before you just put in the tip, then you pull out and go on vacation to Europe. Then she has to stay there on all fours and wait for you to come back and finish. It is called the "Patience of Job".

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            • #7
              The Canadian Porch Swing

              Two naked people stand, one in front of the other. The person in the rear raises a big toe and inserts it into the person in the front's rectum. Then the person in the rear begins to move the toe in and out of the sphincter. As this is being done, the person in the front begins to rock slowly back and forth, as though they were sitting on a porch swing.

              Kwebber and his brother were doing the Canadian Porch swing in the front yard and got arrested.

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              • #8
                something
                The Kentucky Klondike Bar
                The Flying Camel

                The Panamanian Petting Zoo
                The Alabama Hot Pocket
                Cold Lunch

                It would seem rule 34 is in full effect

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by animal View Post
                  The Canadian Porch Swing

                  Two naked people stand, one in front of the other. The person in the rear raises a big toe and inserts it into the person in the front's rectum. Then the person in the rear begins to move the toe in and out of the sphincter. As this is being done, the person in the front begins to rock slowly back and forth, as though they were sitting on a porch swing.

                  Kwebber and his brother were doing the Canadian Porch swing in the front yard and got arrested.
                  What I do in the privacy of the porch of my igloo is nobodies business but mine, so PISS OFF. Texans always sticking their noses in other peoples business.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by kwebber View Post

                    What I do in the privacy of the porch of my igloo is nobodies business but mine, so PISS OFF. Texans always sticking their noses in other peoples business.
                    That's called the West Texas Bloodhound.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by TheBullDog View Post

                      That's called the West Texas Bloodhound.
                      Hah

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                      • #12
                        ^^^

                        FTR: responded in less than a minute.

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                        • #13

                          Texan Spam Folder

                          A TEXAN SPAM FOLDER is the act of two people pressing their butt-cheeks together and one of them "pooping". The two people keep pressed together as long as they can, not allowing the feces to fall to the floor.

                          The most productive thing to come oot of Texas, well, ever.

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                          • #14
                            Chocolate cherry dip
                            Fucking a girl in the ass, then in the twat

                            John was tired of vanilla so he went for the chocolate cherry dip.

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                            • #15
                              Slovakian Traffic Cone
                              The Slovakian traffic cone is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and then jizzing, puking, pissing, and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.

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