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  • #16
    Originally posted by desert_dweller View Post
    Slovakian Traffic Cone
    The Slovakian traffic cone is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and then jizzing, puking, pissing, and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.
    AKA --Happy Slappy Werkend Special.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by TheBullDog View Post
      ^^^

      FTR: responded in less than a minute.
      Actually a total fluke. Got home early from work. 1st thread I opened and I didn't even see when you posted.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by halflink View Post
        AKA --Happy Slappy Werkend Special.
        Damn, you talk about Slappy so much I think you dream about getting fucked by him.

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        • #19
          missionary position

          male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside).

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          • #20
            Originally posted by PimpDaddy View Post
            missionary position

            male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside).
            Fucking pervert, there is a line man.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by desert_dweller View Post
              Slovakian Traffic Cone
              The Slovakian traffic cone is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and then jizzing, puking, pissing, and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.
              Ha, who here doesn't do that every Friday night?

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              • #22
                Originally posted by FreakShowFanatic View Post

                Damn, you talk about Slappy so much I think you dream about getting fucked by him.
                Damn, as much as you defend him, your asshole must be worn out.

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                • #23
                  chili dog

                  The act of shitting a females chest and proceding to titty fuck her.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Nero View Post
                    chili dog

                    The act of shitting a females chest and proceding to titty fuck her.
                    That was sooo 2003.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by halflink View Post
                      Damn, as much as you defend him, your asshole must be worn out.
                      Damn, you can't stop talking about slap and everything you sexually fantasize he's doing to you. You have a strong crush on Slap, that's fo sure.

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                      • #26
                        Damn, I knew we had some sickos on UJ. Just didn't understand the extent.

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                        • #27
                          Here's one: You are a worthless vegetable who thinks he is a writer and a man of the world and you are really a talentless hack that beats the shit out of his wife because he is not man enough to satisfy her.

                          It is called The Gunzen.

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                          • #28
                            Pink Sock
                            (n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.

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                            • #29
                              Worst I did is ATM.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by MadMaestro View Post
                                Worst I did is ATM.
                                I bet it took ages for you to get the taste out your mouth.

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