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  • #31
    Originally posted by PimpDaddy View Post
    missionary position

    male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside).
    HA! I've actually done this one!

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    • #32
      Originally posted by CHEEZY08 View Post

      HA! I've actually done this one!
      You sick fuck!

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      • #33
        Originally posted by B-tender View Post

        That was sooo 2003.
        Sometimes the old ways are the best.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Degas View Post

          I bet it took ages for you to get the taste out your mouth.
          She didn't seem to complain but I was very drunk and didn't care if she did or not.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Degas View Post

            I bet it took ages for you to get the taste out your mouth.
            he probably had him bathe first.

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            • #36
              Dirty Raccoon
              Act characterized by 2 individuals having doggy style sex. Performer starts to finger the recipients ass and using that same finger draws a fecal circle around the receiving partners eyes. Once the circles are completed, the performer shall end all sexual contact, run out the door and tip over the recipients garbage cans.

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              • #37
                Hey, slap? Post "The Maverick"

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                • #38
                  Lol

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by animal View Post
                    Hey, slap? Post "The Maverick"
                    Isn't the Maverick the one where you bang a guys wife for cash while he sits in the corner sexting with his mother-in-law?

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                    • #40
                      CreamyPirate
                      When a lady is giving a man oral pleasure then he pulls out and comes in her eye. Then when she's getting up he kicks her in the shin. So she's hopping around on one leg with one eye closed, mumbling and cursing. Hence the creamy pirate..

                      Dog in a bathtub
                      This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

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