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    Florida man bitten on the tongue by rattlesnake

    BOSTWICK, Fla. -- Authorities say a Florida man leaned in to kiss a rattlesnake - but got bitten instead.

    Ron Reinold was flown to the hospital by helicopter in critical condition after he was bit by the rattlesnake on Tuesday, CBS affiliate WJAX reports.

    Reinold's family told WJAX that he is doing much better Wednesday and is expected to survive.

    It's wasn't immediately clear where the snake came from. It's illegal to keep a rattlesnake in Florida without a license.

    One man, Charles Goff, told WJAX he found the rattlesnake on Monday night. He said he knows how to handle snakes and put it in a tank, but he said his neighbors were playing with the snake when Reinold was bit.

    "The next morning before I got up, they were playing with the snake," Goff told WJAX. "One boy said, 'I'm going to kiss it in the mouth,' and the snake bit him in the face."

    Goff said Reinold and another man were being irresponsible by playing with the snake.

    "Ron was just acting silly, you know?" he said. "I guess he said he could kiss the devil and get away with it, but evidently he didn't.



  • #2
    REPOST! genius.

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    • #3
      My title is more fun. Plus anything this stupid is worth seeing twice.

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      • #4
        The only excuse I can come up with as a FloridaMan is that little burg is near Palatka, way south of Jax and way north of Orlando. Right in the middle of Florida's potato and blueberry country, in a little shitty fly-over county, basically Florida's Hooterville. Them country peoples is strange, ain't regular like us normal city folk.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by QillerDaemon View Post
          The only excuse I can come up with as a FloridaMan is that little burg is near Palatka, way south of Jax and way north of Orlando. Right in the middle of Florida's potato and blueberry country, in a little shitty fly-over county, basically Florida's Hooterville. Them country peoples is strange, ain't regular like us normal city folk.
          I remember trying to drive to my bro's place near Raleigh, NC and getting a little lost.

          Suddenly I'm in Tabakeeh Land, it was like I drove to a different planet! :wow:

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          • #6
            florida cracker country!

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            • #7
              Glad we don't have any dumbasses like that here in Ohio.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by halflink View Post
                Glad we don't have any dumbasses like that here in Ohio.
                That's only because almost all of them moved down here to Florida. Dumb fuckers with Ohio license plates.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by franktafl View Post
                  florida cracker country!
                  It's the place ya' wanna bee. Nice country. QD is right though, I lived in Point Blank Texas for about a year. pop; 174 @ the time and there was a lot of strange goins' on. The chicks were sexy as hell though.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by s.murph View Post

                    It's the place ya' wanna bee. Nice country. QD is right though, I lived in Point Blank Texas for about a year. pop; 174 @ the time and there was a lot of strange goins' on. The chicks were sexy as hell though.
                    and probably all related to you.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by franktafl View Post

                      and probably all related to you.
                      But they weren't ugly, so they probably weren't his sisters he was going out with.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by FSchmertz View Post
                        But they weren't ugly, so they probably weren't his sisters he was going out with.
                        Your Mom gave good head though....

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                        • #13
                          She could eat a cob of corn through a picket fence with those teeth.

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                            Murder suspect who used big-penis defense found not guilty

                            By Jackie Salo

                            May 23, 2017 | 12:30am |


                            The Florida man who claimed his girlfriend choked to death during oral sex was found not guilty of second-degree murder Monday.

                            Richard Patterson, 65, of Margate, was acquitted of killing 60-year-old girlfriend Francisca Marquinez in 2015 after a week-long trial, according to the Sun Sentinel.

                            During the trial, his lawyers initially argued that Marquinez died accidentally while performing oral sex on him at her apartment.

                            To bolster their defense, Patterson

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