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    The other day watching a Comey clip and it struck me that he has learned wisely to use lordy instead of fuck yes when decorum is called for.

    Having a retail store for many years I learned to use shoot instead of shit and cute girl instead of nice tits.

    So what are some of your word substitutes when you can't say what you really think.



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  • #2
    I say and type dang and darn quite a bit.

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    • #3
      One thing that is new to me (in my position) is how to take all the ass kiss compliments I am getting now. My standard response has been "that is a kind thing to say". No agreement, no real acknowledgement, but a gentle statement of niceness.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by hawkfan8812 View Post
        One thing that is new to me (in my position) is how to take all the ass kiss compliments I am getting now. My standard response has been "that is a kind thing to say". No agreement, no real acknowledgement, but a gentle statement of niceness.
        Hand out skin lotion and say "Your nose is a little rough."

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        • #5
          Two Southern belles were having a picnic in a park. The first one says, "See my new diamond ring? My husband bought it for me."

          The second one says, "Oh, that's nice! That's really, really nice!"

          The first one says, "And see that shiny new Jaguar parked over there? My husband bought it for me."

          The second one says, "Oh, that's nice! That's really, really nice!"

          The first one says, "And you know that big white house at the top of the hill? My husband is gonna buy that for me."

          The second one says, "Oh, that's nice! That's really, really nice!"

          The first one says, "Oh my stars, here I am, going on and on about myself! Tell me, what does your husband do for you?"

          The second one says, "Well, my husband sent me to charm school."

          The first one says, "Charm school? Why on earth would he do that?"

          The second one says, "Because I used to say, 'Who gives a shit,' but now I say, 'Oh, that's nice! That's really, really nice!'"

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          • #6
            ^^ cool story broh...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by hawkfan8812 View Post
              One thing that is new to me (in my position) is how to take all the ass kiss compliments I am getting now. My standard response has been "that is a kind thing to say". No agreement, no real acknowledgement, but a gentle statement of niceness.
              You should say, "That's not true. I'm actually an asshole moderator of a porn forum."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by gnostic View Post

                You should say, "That's not true. I'm actually an asshole moderator of a porn forum."
                His City council used to address his position as "Mr/s Mayor". The new "His Imperial Highness" isn't going over well with the normal folk.

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