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  • Hey, you Amazon Prime idiots

    I realize it's like their 3 day Christmas special but I just ordered something urgent (lawn mower starter rope broke) and instead of 2 day delivery, I'm informed it will be 10 days. Have to accommodate all the flood of orders for fru fru rugs and throw pillows, I assume.

  • #2
    Use the rope to hang yourself.

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    • #3
      If you can't get a piece of rope locally and fix it you are dumber than a bag of rocks.

      Boss man. Ya right. What a joke. You ARE the ditzy blonde across the street aren't ya.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by megman View Post
        If you can't get a piece of rope locally and fix it you are dumber than a bag of rocks.

        Boss man. Ya right. What a joke. You ARE the ditzy blonde across the street aren't ya.
        THIS

        Fuck, you are stupid if you can't fix a lawn mower rope.

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        • #5
          The hours or days between your rope breaking and you posting,STILL wasn't enough time for you to figure out how much of an idiot you've proven yourself to be.

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          • #6
            By "starter rope", you mean "Fleshlight", right?

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            • #7
              How fast does your lawn grow?

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              • #8
                Well, this thread didn't go as well as I expected.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by WTexasCrude View Post
                  Well, this thread didn't go as well as I expected.
                  yeah, not so much

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                  • #10
                    WOW, needed a fertilizer spreader. Just shopped Amazon Prime, $40 for a piece of plastic with 2 wheels and a little metal revolving piece underneath to spread it all. That's not good.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by hamcannon View Post

                      yeah, not so much
                      Holy, crap, your moving AV also got screwed by Hoover's "update".

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by WTexasCrude View Post
                        WOW, needed a fertilizer spreader. Just shopped Amazon Prime, $40 for a piece of plastic with 2 wheels and a little metal revolving piece underneath to spread it all. That's not good.
                        You are a fertilizer spreader. look at all the shit threads you start.

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                        • #13
                          Anybody hear that? It was like a whisper in the leaves of the trees rustling in the wind.

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                          • #14
                            for fucks sake you were bragging about getting a dollar store just go buy a hank of clothes line rope,

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                            • #15
                              WTC.... dude, you are a fucking idiot.

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