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  • Ever leave a sex toy on the AC vent?

    A friend was asking.

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    No, but I did bang an ex while she was on the phone with her mom.

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    • #3
      That's not even close to the same thing. But thank you for the reply.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by CHEEZY08 View Post
        No, but I did bang an ex while she was on the phone with her mom.
        Did she have to use the mute button?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by B-tender View Post

          Did she have to use the mute button?
          Luckily her mom was a real talker so the conversational input required from the ex was minimal. It started off as a normal call but then I saw her sitting there all nice and innocent talking to her mom so I started to slowly undress her as she tried to swat my hands away. Eventually the good parts were revealed and happy time commenced.

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          • #6
            I think you're lying.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by The Resurrection View Post
              I think you're lying.
              Nope. 100% true. I also banged that same one while eating a Meximelt from Taco Bell. I think I started a thread about it.

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              • #8
                Wow! You're the man, Dawg. My apologies for doubting your sexual prowess.

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                • #9
                  Are you talking dildo on the floor vent here? More details please...

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                  • #10
                    Are you hitting on me?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by The Resurrection View Post
                      Wow! You're the man, Dawg. My apologies for doubting your sexual prowess.
                      Meh. She was pretty skank-tastic. She was down for pretty much anything. Nothing to write home about but the the banging while eating a Meximelt I thought was pretty unusual. Tell us about your sex toy and AC issues.

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                      • #12
                        Did your buttplug give you polaroids?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by megman View Post
                          Did your buttplug give you polaroids?
                          Terrible.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by The Resurrection View Post

                            Terrible.
                            I'm sure. Try rubbing some dirt on it.

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                            • #15
                              they put softpeter in the meximelt, surprising you were able to perform

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