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  • #16
    Originally posted by The Resurrection View Post
    A friend was asking.
    Hey, what do you think of those intermittent vibraters. You know, all the weird settings? The wife just like he standard hum.

    Your thoughts Hobson?

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    • #17
      It si really?

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      • #18
        Did it do that weird Dali melting clocks thing?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by QillerDaemon View Post
          Did it do that weird Dali melting clocks thing?
          I think your AC is broken

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          • #20
            I assume the toy was very cold when it got used and that added an extra dimension of pleasure. My ex used to let me use a glass dildo on her. I would have two buckets of water, one ice cold and one hot, that I would soak it in for a few seconds to change the temperature of the toy. I really don't know if it did anything for her but I sure enjoyed making her squirm as the cold one made contact.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by hamcannon View Post
              they put softpeter in the meximelt, surprising you were able to perform
              Its pretty much a fact that Meximelts are the greatest Taco Bell food creation. I'm getting hard just thinking about them.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by hamcannon View Post
                they put softpeter in the meximelt, surprising you were able to perform

                "Saltpetre" (the term refers either to potassium or sodium nitrate) has no effect on carnal urges. The story that this chemical was put into soldiers' food to decrease their sex drive is a total myth.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by animal View Post


                  "Saltpetre" (the term refers either to potassium or sodium nitrate) has no effect on carnal urges. The story that this chemical was put into soldiers' food to decrease their sex drive is a total myth.
                  kind of like wedding cake! they put stuff in there to decrease a woman's sex drive.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by franktafl View Post

                    kind of like wedding cake! they put stuff in there to decrease a woman's sex drive.
                    The words "I do", when spoken by a woman, triggers a post hypnotic suggestion by their mother that makes the daughter do the opposite.

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                    • #25
                      Yep.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Whackov View Post

                        The words "I do", when spoken by a woman, triggers a post hypnotic suggestion by their mother that makes the daughter do the opposite.
                        I DO must mean, not tonight

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                        • #27
                          Thankfully, Mrs CHEEZY still puts out on the regular. BJ's too. Zero chance of anal but I suppose I'll take that tradeoff.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by CHEEZY08 View Post
                            Thankfully, Mrs CHEEZY still puts out on the regular. BJ's too. Zero chance of anal but I suppose I'll take that tradeoff.
                            Don't give up, mine loves it when she has had too much to drink! Once thought it was a definite no, now a definite maybe

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by franktafl View Post
                                I DO must mean, not tonight
                                Never again

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