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  • OJ's Daughter Sydney

    So I haven't kept up with any of the Simpson stuff over the years, but I remembered that he had a daughter with Nicole that was really a cute kid.

    I thought maybe she grew up to be another Beyonce or Rhianna, but sadly NO.



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    Black Chaz? There's a serious fatass gene somewhere in OJs family tree. He has a huge kid from a previous marriage that he tried to blame for the ol' lady's murder.

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      • #4
        somewhat uncanny resemblance to Khloe Kardashian before she had all her fat sucked out.....coincidence???

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        • #5
          we're gonna need a bigger oven...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by gnostic View Post
            So I haven't kept up with any of the Simpson stuff over the years, but I remembered that he had a daughter with Nicole that was really a cute kid. I thought maybe she grew up to be another Beyonce or Rhianna, but sadly NO.
            Can't tell if it's a "feral knuckle draggin' sowpotomous" or a "muh dickin' sheboon sow-of-twelve porch monkeys"... It's got potential as an ice cream sampler, whatever it is..

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            • #7
              Look how fat OJ is now. They share something in common.

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              • #8
                I think I might have some serious eating issues if my dad butchered my mom, not to mention getting away with it and pretending to be my parent afterwards.

                P.S. And now the monster is on the verge of release from prison, so he can try to hunt down another blond woman for slaughter.

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                • #9
                  Cheezy would eat her ass.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Heim View Post

                    Can't tell if it's a "feral knuckle draggin' sowpotomous" or a "muh dickin' sheboon sow-of-twelve porch monkeys"... It's got potential as an ice cream sampler, whatever it is..



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                    Sadly....this is what you get when you mate a silverback gorilla with a mudshark. Of course, there is the 1 in a million chance you get a Halie Berry.....but Sydney is the result 99.9999% of the time. And don't even get me started when the mudshark is the red hair variety....the offset is guaranteed to resemble an orangetan.

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                    • #11
                      It's not like she ever had any childhood issues or anything. Also the OP is a fucking moron

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                      • #12
                        Makes sense She is bulking up in case someone tries to rope her like a calf and slit her thoat

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                        • #13
                          Looks like she grew up to be both Beyonce AND Rhianna.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by PimpDaddy View Post
                            Looks like she grew up to be both Beyonce AND Rhianna.
                            *Rihanna

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                            • #15
                              She looks like the starting offensive line of the Buffalo Bills. All 5 of them.

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