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  • #16
    bunch of dothead spicehodors been calling here trying to convince me they are irs agents and to wire them money or i'll be arrested, i changed my voice mail greeting to answer department of immigration and naturalization... they seem to have stopped

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    • #17
      Originally posted by cigarettesandtea View Post

      That's everyone's opinion till they need one.
      Lawyers beget lawyers. We only need lawyers because of lawyers.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by kwebber View Post

        Lawyers beget lawyers. We only need lawyers because of lawyers.
        No, we need lawyers because we do stupid shit, or because we aren't honest in our business transactions.

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        • #19
          Just say, "Dave's taking a shit. Can I help you?"

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          • #20
            Originally posted by gnostic View Post
            Just say, "Dave's taking a shit. Can I help you?"
            I'm surprised nobody got the "Dave" reference...

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            • #21
              I thought that was the OP gag. Didn't everyone?

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              • #22
                Dave's not here man.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by VicVega View Post
                  Dave's not here man.
                  But if you send me enough money, I'd be willing to change my name to Dave.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by s.murph View Post
                    I thought that was the OP gag. Didn't everyone?
                    It wasn't originally. It's just that the last half dozen or so damn calls I've gotten like this, they were actually asking for Dave. Not David, not Harry, not Sam.
                    My wife also gets these calls, usually from women asking for Violet.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by QillerDaemon View Post
                      It wasn't originally. It's just that the last half dozen or so damn calls I've gotten like this, they were actually asking for Dave. Not David, not Harry, not Sam.
                      My wife also gets these calls, usually from women asking for Violet.
                      Soooo..Dave and Violet are married?

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by QillerDaemon View Post
                        It wasn't originally. It's just that the last half dozen or so damn calls I've gotten like this, they were actually asking for Dave. Not David, not Harry, not Sam.
                        Wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)!

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