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  • THORAZINE!!!!

    ...Anyone on it? Don't lie. I can think of at least 6 of you fuckers that are eating that shit. It's for Skitzoids but also subdues violent hiccups. In other words if you're nuts it brings you back to what passes for normal. However, if you're normal like me it turns you into an obnoxious asshat! I've managed to piss of everyone I know in the past two weeks. My own son hung up on me the other night, I think it was sumptin' I said about his fat ass attention whore girlfriend...but I digress. So I go to Fridays for $3 Margarita day...Oh, did I mention that alcohol enhances the effects of this shit. ? I get my fave meal, Chicken Breschetta. I love that shit. So I wolf that down and my bartender, Jermaine, whom I know well was clearing my plate and this waiter who served me asked how it was. I turned to him and said, "It was like CRACK MAN"! The guy steps back like I pulled a gun, or some shit. I explained my situation to Jermaine beforehand and he calmed the guy down. Meanwhile I'm like, "Was it sumptin' I fucking said"? My best friend whom I haven't seen in over a year is riding his award winning Harley down to see me from Ocala tomorrow. I sure hope I don't say or do anything stupid to piss him off. Anyways, it's good to be back at UJ where I'm amongst my peers. It's good to know I'm not out here all alone. I luv you Bitches!!

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    Translation through the squirrel matrix. "I'm fucked up". Good to see somethings never change like the seasons or sunset/ sunrise

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      • #4
        Off the wagon and on drugs. Yea you?

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        • #5
          So Smurph is schizophrenic then huh?

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          • #6
            At least I ain't hicupping any more.

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            • #7
              Stop scaring everybody s.murph. I'm confident I speak for the majority when I say we love you here.

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              • #8
                So, correct me If I'm wrong. Weren't Evvan and S.Murph both announcing in the last few weeks that they were on their deathbeds? Like clinging to life? Dictating their wills and shit. Healing powers must be more powerful from where I live.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by WTexasCrude View Post
                    So, correct me If I'm wrong. Weren't Evvan and S.Murph both announcing in the last few weeks that they were on their deathbeds? Like clinging to life? Dictating their wills and shit. Healing powers must be more powerful from where I live.
                    YOU"RE fucking killing me!!

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                    • #11
                      I have voodoo dolls of all of you. I stuck a pin in Evvan's head and I make smurph's doll watch old clips of Foster Brooks.

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                      • #12
                        good drugs is what keeps some of us ticking

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by gnostic View Post
                          I have voodoo dolls of all of you. I stuck a pin in Evvan's head and I make smurph's doll watch old clips of Foster Brooks.

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                          • #14
                            The good thing about Thorazine is when your Viagra doesn't work, you don't care.

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                            • #15
                              I'm here to tell ya'....

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