If your penis fell off today

**meltedtime** · 11-20-2009 03:37 PM

Would you change your name to chango?

**hawkfan8812** · 11-20-2009 03:37 PM

Fell of what?

**kungfusquirrel** · 11-20-2009 03:40 PM

What does today fell of?

**hawkfan8812** · 11-20-2009 03:41 PM

Maybe he meant "smell of sheep".

**meltedtime** · 11-20-2009 03:41 PM

I don't know what hte fuc you gays are taking aboot.

**kungfusquirrel** · 11-20-2009 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by hawkfan8812

Maybe he meant "smell of sheep".

Did he point it towards the cliff?

**kungfusquirrel** · 11-20-2009 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by meltedtime

I don't know what hte fuc you gays are taking aboot.

I don't understand your Canadian accent.

**hawkfan8812** · 11-20-2009 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by kungfusquirrel

Did he point it towards the cliff?

Not sure, does he have a cig in his mouth?

**TheBullDog** · 11-20-2009 03:44 PM

I wouldn't notice until I got undressed tonight and by then I'd be too tired to bother. But tomorrow morning sounds about right.

**kungfusquirrel** · 11-20-2009 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by hawkfan8812

Not sure, does he have a cig in his mouth?

I think it may be a sheep penis.

**spunky** · 11-20-2009 03:46 PM

no but the girlfriend probably would after i pissed all over the toilet seat, the wall, floor...

**Inhumane** · 11-20-2009 03:47 PM

Mine smells of female shit, I'd be glad to get rid of it.

**TheBullDog** · 11-20-2009 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by spunky

no but the girlfriend probably would after i pissed all over the toilet seat, the wall, floor...

Like she's not use to that by now.

**meltedtime** · 11-20-2009 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by Inhumane

Mine smells of female shit, I'd be glad to get rid of it.

That green thing hasn't fallen off on it's own yet?

**Inhumane** · 11-20-2009 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by meltedtime

That green thing hasn't fallen off on it's own yet?

I know, right?

**helmet** · 11-20-2009 03:50 PM

it would have to be useful in order to be missed

**hawkfan8812** · 11-20-2009 03:52 PM

What if it fell into your friend's girlfriend's butt?

**TheBullDog** · 11-20-2009 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by hawkfan8812

What if it fell into your friend's girlfriend's butt?

That's why I keep a string tied to the end of mine.

Fool me once, Jessica....

**Superbencher** · 11-20-2009 03:56 PM

You never heard of penal implants???

Mayo clinic is the best for a reason: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/pen...plants/MY00358

**TheBullDog** · 11-20-2009 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by Superbencher

You never heard of penal implants???

Mayo clinic is the best for a reason: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/pen...plants/MY00358

Undercover police pretending to be inmates????

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