The LHC is working again...

[SenorJutJut]

If we're going to get swallowed up into a black hole it'll happen soon.

[TheBullDog]

Cool!

[Chronic-Complainer]

They're looking for the "God" particle. Idiots... it's called "going to church".

[Tullaian]

Do you think they sell t-shirts that say 'I went looking for the god particle and all I got was this lousy t-shirt'?

[chango]

"My penis is larger than a god particle"

[TheBullDog]

I pray they find it.

[Chronic-Complainer]

The first thing they should do is blow the moon out of the sky with that thing. Just to say they did it.

[Inhumane]

What's this then?

[spunky]

maybe the bird will drop in a whole slice of bread again and we'll see if it can at least make toast...

[Chronic-Complainer]

The Lohan-Hadron Collider. Totally ginger-financed.

[TheBullDog]

The first thing they should do is blow the moon out of the sky with that thing. Just to say they did it.

That would screw Alabama up. They have to be called the Crimson Water Level.

[Chronic-Complainer]

I pray they find it.

That would screw Alabama up. They have to be called the Crimson Water Level.

Those two are tide for "Worst Joke Ever".

[TheBullDog]

Those two are tide for "Worst Joke Ever".

I thought the first one was pretty good.

[Chronic-Complainer]

I thought the first one was pretty good.

Yeah, it was arch and ironic. I imagined you saying it in a nasally, gay voice while wearing a smoking-jacket; you, swirling a snifter of brandy.

[TheBullDog]

Yeah, it was arch and ironic. I imagined you saying it in a nasally, gay voice while wearing a smoking-jacket; you, swirling a snifter of brandy.

I think I struck a nerve.

[zerobeat]

Just be careful how you search information on this. One misplaced letter can be a downer...

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