So I answered the phone at work today and heard heavy breathing...

[RevB]

About 11:15 am I answer the phone at work and hear heavy breathing and moaning, I say "Hello" a couple of times and I get no response. So I listen, and try and figure out what the hell I am listening to. Now, my boss's mother is at the end of her 80's and has Parkinson's, I figure maybe she is on her last breath and calling for help, speed dialing the store. Nope, I hear a little more moaning almost like sobbing. I next think that maybe it is my best friend calling. She and her ex are in a custody battle for their 5 year old daughter, I'm thinking maybe she is calling to tell me she lost and is so distraught she can't quite speak. This all takes place in the course of about a minute. I keep listening. I realize that what I am listening to, is two people fucking. I continue to listen, and come close to putting the phone on speaker, but there was a customer in the store. I figure we must have been speed dialed. I think to myself "Who the hell would have our store on speed dial and have the opportunity to be fucking someone at 11:15 in the morning?" Then it hits me...there's only one person it can be...My boss's HOT 20 year old daughter!!! Cute as fuck, banging body, and off at college. So after minute 6 or 7 of listening in, he blows his load and then I hear whispered "Oh fuck, I called work" followed by him talking (all very garbled) and then disconnection. I walk over to my cell and text her, "Were you and ______just having sex? To which I got an IMMEDIATE reply "Who heard?!?" she was hoping to Christ that her father didn't hear. I responded "Only me". She is begging me to keep quiet, thinking I'll tell the old man. I'm not that big a prick.

[TheBullDog]

About 11:15 am I answer the phone at work and hear heavy breathing and moaning, I say "Hello" a couple of times and I get no response. So I listen, and try and figure out what the hell I am listening to. Now, my boss's mother is at the end of her 80's and has Parkinson's, I figure maybe she is on her last breath and calling for help, speed dialing the store. Nope, I hear a little more moaning almost like sobbing. I next think that maybe it is my best friend calling. She and her ex are in a custody battle for their 5 year old daughter, I'm thinking maybe she is calling to tell me she lost and is so distraught she can't quite speak. This all takes place in the course of about a minute. I keep listening. I realize that what I am listening to, is two people fucking. I continue to listen, and come close to putting the phone on speaker, but there was a customer in the store. I figure we must have been speed dialed. I think to myself "Who the hell would have our store on speed dial and have the opportunity to be fucking someone at 11:15 in the morning?" Then it hits me...there's only one person it can be...My boss's HOT 20 year old daughter!!! Cute as fuck, banging body, and off at college. So after minute 6 or 7 of listening in, he blows his load and then I hear whispered "Oh fuck, I called work" followed by him talking (all very garbled) and then disconnection. I walk over to my cell and text her, "Were you and ______just having sex? To which I got an IMMEDIATE reply "Who heard?!?" she was hoping to Christ that her father didn't hear. I responded "Only me". She is begging me to keep quiet, thinking I'll tell the old man. I'm not that big a prick.

She owes you. *nudge nudge*

[SamJackson]

If you don't get some hush hush blowjob or ass action out of this, your man card needs to be revoked.

[Scottatron]

This week in "Dear Playboy"

[FSchmertz]

If you don't get some hush hush blowjob or ass action out of this, your man card needs to be revoked.

Yep, Blackmail is the manly thing to do all right.

[SamJackson]

Yep, Blackmail is the manly thing to do all right.

They call it "experimenting" in college.

[posthuman]

This won't end well.

[RevB]

This won't end well.

Nope. It'll end fine. I'm not stupid enough to say anything to her Dad, and I'm not certainly not stupid enough to ask her for a BJ to keep my mouth shut, although I'd LOVE to!! Nope. This will be our little secret.

[AlmostWorthless]

this could def backfire though b/c if you blackmail her and her father finds out you're collecting unemployment...

[Drone]

Nope. It'll end fine. I'm not stupid enough to say anything to her Dad, and I'm not certainly not stupid enough to ask her for a BJ to keep my mouth shut, although I'd LOVE to!! Nope. This will be our little secret.

Turn in your man card. You need to make her think that you will tell and that is the only way to keep her quiet.

[TD]

Nope. It'll end fine. I'm not stupid enough to say anything to her Dad, and I'm not certainly not stupid enough to ask her for a BJ to keep my mouth shut, although I'd LOVE to!! Nope. This will be our little secret.

You know how we Know you are Gay?

[SamJackson]

Nope. It'll end fine. I'm not stupid enough to say anything to her Dad, and I'm not certainly not stupid enough to ask her for a BJ to keep my mouth shut, although I'd LOVE to!! Nope. This will be our little secret.

Well of course you don't ask for it. You have to not mention anything to her at all about it. Enough to where she gets it in her own mind it might be a good idea to do something to keep you quiet.

You're new to this huh?

[TheBullDog]

You don't ask for a knobber, you just let her know that keeping a secret from her father, a man you respect and admire, is tearing you up inside.

[SamJackson]

You don't ask for a knobber, you just let her know that keeping a secret from her father, a man you respect and admire, is tearing you up inside.

The Force is strong with this one.

[DivineMarquis]

First and foremost, we need to see pics of the bosses daughter.

[porky]

u fag .... bang her

[Valarauko]

u fag .... bang her

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