Inspiration (nsfw)

[morfeeuhs]

I want to make some fist babies, and I thought I'd ask for all your help in my quest for masturbatory bliss.

Fill this thread with inspiration in which my flaccid penis will grow hard, so I can punish it until it vomits baby batter.

[bullmad]

where's the nsfw?

[Drone]

where's the nsfw?

Paging Heat. We need your expertise here.

[morfeeuhs]

where's the nsfw?

Should I give you a couple more minutes to allow your head to warm up? ...otherwise that was one of the top 5 most idiotic posts I've seen here tonight.

[bullmad]

[SamJackson]

You're welcome.

[bullmad]

Should I give you a couple more minutes to allow your head to warm up? ...otherwise that was one of the top 5 most idiotic posts I've seen here tonight.

you sir are very smart. you put the tag, yet failed to deliver any nsfw content. and im idiotic.

[spunky]

[morfeeuhs]

You're welcome.

Should God see fit to make one like her, but with a tit in place of the mouth we'd be all set.

[morfeeuhs]

you sir are very smart. you put the tag, yet failed to deliver any nsfw content. and im idiotic.

What I did was actually create a scenario in which you would be the one to put in the NSFW content, thus making you the puppet and me the guy that pulled your strings.

Normally it takes more effort, but I knew I wouldn't have to try too hard with the crowd here.

[BillMelayter]

Should God see fit to make one like her, but with a tit in place of the mouth we'd be all set.

God? wow what a rube

[squirt]

you sir are very smart. you put the tag, yet failed to deliver any nsfw content. and im idiotic.

He wants others to do the work, so he put the NSFW tag in hopes people would comply.

*edit* fucking leeroyed

[bullmad]

....

right.

[morfeeuhs]

He wants others to do the work, so he put the NSFW tag in hopes people would comply.

And to save the mods from having to make the edit when people would invariably bend to my will.

Can you answer the questions in the other thread instead of avoiding them and sealing in our thoughts that you're unbalanced and selfish in your efforts to win the web?

[battlesword]

How is a boob better than a mouth? Haven't you ever had a blow job? Well worth putting up with the other shit that spills out of it.

[bullmad]

He wants others to do the work, so he put the NSFW tag in hopes people would comply.

i know. he is lazy. nsfw tag is terrible thing to waste though.

[morfeeuhs]

How is a boob better than a mouth? Haven't you ever had a blow job? Well worth putting up with the other shit that spills out of it.

A sacrifice I'd be willing to make. Plus titty fucking is pretty damn fun.

[morfeeuhs]

i know. he is lazy. nsfw tag is terrible thing to waste though.

That's the best attempt to save face you could think of?

It's not the worst thing in the world you know. I'm not the first that's made you dance so easily.

[bullmad]

That's the best attempt to save face you could think of?

It's not the worst thing in the world you know. I'm not the first that's made you dance so easily.

...keep going... at some point you'll be funny.

[DivineMarquis]