Office Space

[RockDork]

Man, does that movie strike a chord. I feel like the perfect amalgamation of Peter and Milton. It's no wonder disgruntled employees show up and confront their bosses and co workers with a hail of bullets!! There is some low down dirty politics out there.

Just wanted to vent a little.

[Pale_Palmer]

Watch "He was a quiet man"

[Madcity]

Where's He Man?

[TheGunman]

you know the nazis made the jews wear pieces of flair

[beantown23]

Lesson learned, don't fuck with another man's stapler.

[spunky]

real rockers work in cubicles? what has happened to this generation...

hang your head in shame...

[TheGunman]

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit

some of the best dialogue in that movie

[MegaTideFan]

I own a Swingline model 747 stapler in Rio Red. 8)

And a Spanish Easy Button. Not that it's related to the movie or anything, I just wanted to share.

[ElSeed]

pizza shooters
extreme fajitas

[jimmy23]

Man, does that movie strike a chord. I feel like the perfect amalgamation of Peter and Milton. It's no wonder disgruntled employees show up and confront their bosses and co workers with a hail of bullets!! There is some low down dirty politics out there.

Just wanted to vent a little.

so, quit your job and open a business. then buy a bulletproof vest.

[Bateman]

real rockers work in cubicles? what has happened to this generation...

hang your head in shame...

If only we could all be unemployed felons living in a car

[spunky]

If only we could all be unemployed felons living in a car

midol?

[TheRedhead]

And a Spanish Easy Button. Not that it's related to the movie or anything, I just wanted to share.

I have an easy button right here on my desk... (no rude comments)

and RD I totally feel your pain.... it's okay to vent about your job

[CHEEZY08]

One of my favorites.

[deerslayer]

Swingline didn't offer the stapler featured in the movie at the time of the movie's release, but added it to the lineup because people kept asking for them.

[Richard Cabesa]

One of the funniest movies that I own. The Soundtrack is pretty good too.

[Cador]

Watched it again 3 months ago.

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

[Echo]

I love the last lines of the movie:

Milton Waddams: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...
Mexican Waiter: Lo siento mucho, senor.
[Under his breath]
Mexican Waiter: Pinche gringo.
Milton Waddams: [as the waiter walks away] And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.

[phiend226]

Watched it again 3 months ago.

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

i laughed my ass off just reading that. had to find the fax machine mash up (doesn't include the beating in the field scene)...

[cuzihadto]