Tiger Woods to Open South Park 14th Season This Wednesday

[beantown23]

NEW YORK — Golf clubs in hands or not, the kids of "South Park" are ready to take on Tiger Woods.
Creators of the Comedy Central cartoon have long since proven that no subject is sacred to them. So for the opening of its 14th season on Wednesday, the troubled golfer encounters Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman in their animated Colorado town.
"It's such an important issue in America right now – the sex addiction outbreak," Matt Stone, who makes the series with partner Trey Parker, said on Friday. "We're all really concerned about him and hope he gets better."
Sex addiction, the intersection of powerful men and willing women, late-night phone calls to the police and bad public relations gave them so much fodder they could have made an entire Tiger-centric season, Stone said.
Since the Peabody Award-winning show's first episode in 1997, Parker and Stone haven't worried about lines between good taste and bad if they can get a laugh. They mocked the Church of Scientology to the point of annoying Tom Cruise, and depicted Jesus Christ defecating on President Bush and the American flag.
"There's a delicacy in talking about (Woods) that we don't have to worry about," Stone said.
He wouldn't give many details about the episode, in part because he and Parker were still writing it on Friday. Stone said he was fascinated and disgusted by Woods' public apology, so it's likely that will be worked in.

[stumpin]

South Park jumped the shark about five years ago. But this has potential.

[Pale_Palmer]

Every season has that one episode thats just hilarious and funnier than all the other episodes together, I think this might be it for this season.

[Heat]

[Yosh]

South Park jumped the shark about five years ago. But this has potential.

Are there even 10 shows on TV currently that are funnier?

[Chris420]

mmmmmmmmm

[PDXOR]

Are there even 10 shows on TV currently that are funnier?

No. You'd be hard pressed to name 5.

[Chris420]

No. You'd be hard pressed to name 5.

Are there more than 5 shows on TV now worth watching?

[Yosh]

Are there more than 5 shows on TV now worth watching?

oooo, you totally went to the next level.

[Chris420]

oooo, you totally went to the next level.

I know, right

[PDXOR]

Are there more than 5 shows on TV now worth watching?

Including pay cable?
Does this include mini-series?

[Chris420]

Including pay cable?
Does this include mini-series?

No mini series and no HBO. I mean legitimate network television.

[jimmy23]

used to be my favorite show. one of the few shows that actually attack people and their dumb. i wish chapelle would come back from the dead.

[PDXOR]

No mini series and no HBO. I mean legitimate network television.

In that case, the only shows I watch regularly:

Breaking Bad
South Park
Daily Show
Talk Soup
Ninja Warrior

[Chris420]

In that case, the only shows I watch regularly:

Breaking Bad
South Park
Daily Show
Talk Soup
Ninja Warrior

I watch:

South Park
Family Guy
American Dad
House

That is it. I have pretty much quit watching House now. Dabbling in Holmes on Homes a bit in place of it.

So I suppose 5 if I have to count the two I kinda watch as 1's.

My wife would have a list of 15 shows she watches

[PDXOR]

My wife would have a list of 15 shows she watches

I don't know how many my wife has... do all the Law and Orders count as one show?

[Chris420]

I don't know how many my wife has... do all the Law and Orders count as one show?

For the sake of simplicity and the fact that every show has 7 different spin offs yes. Count all 37.5 of them as 1 show please for the love of god!

How the fuck do women have time to watch all these shows, work, raise a kid and cook and clean. Something is getting neglected, time to get a nanny cam

[PDXOR]

For the sake of simplicity and the fact that every show has 7 different spin offs yes. Count all 37.5 of them as 1 show please for the love of god!

How the fuck do women have time to watch all these shows, work, raise a kid and cook and clean. Something is getting neglected, time to get a nanny cam

Oh, I can tell you what gets sacrificed first.

[Cracka McNasty]

can't wait.

[andrethegiant52]

I love South Park.

I just got AT&T U-Verse and they have On-Demand episodes for free. I enjoy watching catching up on some of the old episodes.