After rubbing my butt my fingers smell like...(NSFW)

[Ack]

fennel seed, is that normal?

[Yosh]

archive!

[guinness2]

back when I was a kid, we used funnel seed as a laxative.....had to have mom or dad help shoving fennel up my little b-hole, but after they did it, I still couldn't poop, but my farts didn't make any sounds.....so bonus

[Ack]

You funneled fennel seed in your butt?

[Ridgerunnerjoe]

fennel seed, is that normal?

Just know that if you're ass smells of fennel seed, you're fucked, it's over for you. Have a nice night!

[guinness2]

You funneled fennel seed in your butt?

more of a turkey baster shot kind of thing.....irl

[spudoc]

fennel seed, is that normal?

Are you sure it smells like fennel?
It could be anise. And that would make more sense.

[Ack]

Are you sure it smells like fennel?
It could be anise. And that would make more sense.

Are you cumin on to me?

[guinness2]

* chucks a hand full of fennel seed*

[spudoc]

Are you cumin on to me?

I really don't have the thyme for this.
And I think you're sage enough to realize it.

[RandallPinkFloyd]

Finocchio also means “fennel,” and the relationship between homosexuality and fennel is puzzling. Several theories are found on the internet. One of the most common ideas is that during the Middle Ages, homosexuals were publicly burned for their sins and that fennel was part of this execution, though theories vary on why. The Spanish-language Wikipedia claims that fennel will make the process last longer, while other sites claim that fennel will reduce the odor of the burning body. Yet other websites and blogs claim that fennel stalks were the fuel for the fire.

[guinness2]

I really don't have the thyme for this.
And I think you're sage enough to realize it.

[Ack]

*spits fennel seed that hit my mouth*

[bullmad]

wait,...why was u rubbing your butt?

[STR33T]

more of a turkey baster shot kind of thing.....irl

fennelching?

[Ack]

wait,...why was u rubbing your butt?

Because I have the day off tomorrow and I wanted to get it ready.

[Geist]

[bullmad]

Because I have the day off tomorrow and I wanted to get it ready.

oh.

[guinness2]

*spits fennel seed that hit my mouth*

becomes your dentist, think you got a cavity in you denchers...*schedules a repeat appointment for right now after billing you*

[whip69]

Ack, Wipe better and stop poking your finger through the toilet paper.