So

[joefierce]

I was smoking a cigarette like the chainsmoking corporate buy in monkey that I am during sex recently, and the girl wanted me to put it out on her back.


I think I'm in love.


/twitter

[pete rose haircut]

Bet she was a great lay, the insane ones usually are.

[TheYamaman]

Holy crap dude!!! Get out while you still can. I dated a girl like that once and I know that you will end up in some serious trouble.
If you do stay with her, just remember one thing: she will expect to do the same to you some day. Be careful what you give her and what she gives you.

[Pale_Palmer]

Women like that will stab you in the thigh if you even glance at another woman.

[s.murph]

I hope you at least keep an ashtray on her back. It's the civilized thing to do.