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    Default RIP Melissa Midwest (NSFW)

    all good things must eventually come to an end...

    I received this email tonight from the Melissa Midwest affiliate program.

    Dear Affiliate,

    The time has come where we have shuttered our doors. I want to thank you for the continued support over the years. We've maintained for as long as we could. The site is at a level where it no longer makes sense to sustain the operations of the affiliate program. No business lasts forever, and our time has finally come. I don't really think this should be a shock, given the nature of the market and the acceptance for a solo girl site in today's marketplace, particularly one as old as mine. There will be no more payments. I apologize sincerely for the lack of notice, delivering bad news like this is never going to be a happy occasion - or an easy decision. Our recommendation is you immediately pull your links, where appropriate. The end has come.

    Once again, thank you for everything. May your future business endeavors be successful, and I am hopeful you understand. We are now out of business.





    (and on the topic of bubba the love sponge... here's melissa on the bubba show fucking brooke skye with a dildo)
    http://www.uselessjunk.com/v/3859

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    Wow, she was fun to look at! At least there are a zillion other whores online to look at, I'm sure we will all get over this.

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    maybe they'll sell you their server...

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    Rick faked her death last December to drum up biz, real piece of shit that one.

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    who the fuck is rick and who the fuck is melissa midwest?

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    MFC just picked up a new one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guinness1759. View Post
    who the fuck is rick and who the fuck is melissa midwest?
    The grown folks are talking skippy, move along.

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    This is sad news.

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    Wonder if she just decided to get knocked up.

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    her friend sweet adri is a hottie...

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    maybe she'll become melissa south florida

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    I'd still plug her holes so she doesn't sink

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    As the world turns....

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    poll dancers have known all about things like this for years.

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    If anyone remembers, she started out taking pics flashing her tits in bars in Lincoln, Nebraska and getting prosecuted for indecency...

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    Poor girl. Her 30 seconds of fame will never be forgotten for the next week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoover View Post
    all good things must eventually come to an end...

    I received this email tonight from the Melissa Midwest affiliate program.


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    Wait, you're telling me there's more than 1 girl on the internet who is willing to flash her tits if you pay them money?

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    What, in God's name, has the world come to??!!

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