I'm pretty damn sure "Ducky" never got any girls.
WTF happened to the side slide? Dammit!
I always felt if Farmer Ted had whipped it out he would have got at least a sweet sixteen handjob from Molly.
Molly Ringworm was never happening. Gingers should not be allowed in films, unless they're the auburn type. Even then, only women.
Heat, are you Lord Odin?