If your penis fell off today

meltedtime · 11-20-2009, 03:37 PM

Would you change your name to chango?

hawkfan8812 · 11-20-2009, 03:37 PM

Fell of what?

kungfusquirrel · 11-20-2009, 03:40 PM

What does today fell of?

hawkfan8812 · 11-20-2009, 03:41 PM

Maybe he meant "smell of sheep".

meltedtime · 11-20-2009, 03:41 PM

I don't know what hte fuc you gays are taking aboot.

kungfusquirrel · 11-20-2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by hawkfan8812

Maybe he meant "smell of sheep".

Did he point it towards the cliff?

kungfusquirrel · 11-20-2009, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meltedtime

I don't know what hte fuc you gays are taking aboot.

I don't understand your Canadian accent.

hawkfan8812 · 11-20-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by kungfusquirrel

Did he point it towards the cliff?

Not sure, does he have a cig in his mouth?

TheBullDog · 11-20-2009, 03:44 PM

I wouldn't notice until I got undressed tonight and by then I'd be too tired to bother. But tomorrow morning sounds about right.

kungfusquirrel · 11-20-2009, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by hawkfan8812

Not sure, does he have a cig in his mouth?

I think it may be a sheep penis.

spunky · 11-20-2009, 03:46 PM

no but the girlfriend probably would after i pissed all over the toilet seat, the wall, floor...

Inhumane · 11-20-2009, 03:47 PM

Mine smells of female shit, I'd be glad to get rid of it.

TheBullDog · 11-20-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

no but the girlfriend probably would after i pissed all over the toilet seat, the wall, floor...

Like she's not use to that by now.

meltedtime · 11-20-2009, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Inhumane

Mine smells of female shit, I'd be glad to get rid of it.

That green thing hasn't fallen off on it's own yet?

Inhumane · 11-20-2009, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meltedtime

That green thing hasn't fallen off on it's own yet?

I know, right?

helmet · 11-20-2009, 03:50 PM

it would have to be useful in order to be missed

hawkfan8812 · 11-20-2009, 03:52 PM

What if it fell into your friend's girlfriend's butt?

TheBullDog · 11-20-2009, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by hawkfan8812

What if it fell into your friend's girlfriend's butt?

That's why I keep a string tied to the end of mine.

Fool me once, Jessica....

Superbencher · 11-20-2009, 03:56 PM

You never heard of penal implants???

Mayo clinic is the best for a reason: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/pen...plants/MY00358

TheBullDog · 11-20-2009, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Superbencher

You never heard of penal implants???

Mayo clinic is the best for a reason: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/pen...plants/MY00358

Undercover police pretending to be inmates????

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11-20-2009, 03:37 PM	#2
hawkfan8812 Everyone Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: If you understood you would already be here. Posts: 17,591	Fell of what?

11-20-2009, 03:40 PM	#3
kungfusquirrel More Popular Than Blondie Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Not Canada, but I still have a nice penis. Posts: 6,862	What does today fell of?

11-20-2009, 03:41 PM	#4
hawkfan8812 Everyone Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: If you understood you would already be here. Posts: 17,591	Maybe he meant "smell of sheep".

11-20-2009, 03:41 PM	#5
meltedtime Someone took his vagina Join Date: May 2005 Location: the space between Posts: 18,317	I don't know what hte fuc you gays are taking aboot.

11-20-2009, 03:44 PM	#9
TheBullDog Prairie Dog Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Checking bushes for Hawkfan Posts: 49,882	I wouldn't notice until I got undressed tonight and by then I'd be too tired to bother. But tomorrow morning sounds about right.

11-20-2009, 03:46 PM	#11
spunky Look here for a new custom image title soon! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: somewhere over cleveland, lost in the DESUlation Posts: 35,463	no but the girlfriend probably would after i pissed all over the toilet seat, the wall, floor...

11-20-2009, 03:47 PM	#12
Inhumane Gangrenous Peesh Join Date: May 2007 Location: Abell 1835 IR1916 Posts: 18,291	Mine smells of female shit, I'd be glad to get rid of it.

11-20-2009, 03:50 PM	#16
helmet Smoking in my backyard Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: At the computer withy my pants at my ankles Posts: 12,865	it would have to be useful in order to be missed

11-20-2009, 03:52 PM	#17
hawkfan8812 Everyone Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: If you understood you would already be here. Posts: 17,591	What if it fell into your friend's girlfriend's butt?

11-20-2009, 03:56 PM	#19
Superbencher Needle Dick AKA Dicken Little Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 17,745	You never heard of penal implants??? Mayo clinic is the best for a reason: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/pen...plants/MY00358